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i was thinking of blogging about how much i hate tom cruise and katie holmes, and how much their very existence makes me ill, but then jeffy kinda covered it in his blog. i love oprah. i cannot watch her talk about/to tom cruise. it makes me nauseous. not that it takes that much recently, but honestly, what's more than barfing? a migrane? violent. yes. it makes me violent. and embarassed for them.

oh! i am sooo in love! i'm going to jump around, on furniture, because that will show you how much in love i am. so much so, that i will act like i'm even younger than katie, "isn't she wonderful" holmes.

seriously, i can usually separate myself from this media insanity, and at least genuinely not care. neither of them are very good at their profession, and i find them both incredibly annoying... when i see them anywhere, let alone on every magazine at the grocery store, i want to rip off my own leg and beat myself until i pass out so i don't have to look at them anymore. why can't i distance myself this time? because, worse than j-lo and ben affleck, these two are everywhere, boring the hell out of me with their inane adoration. at least there's arguable talent in the j-lo/ben affleck combo. they're not even going to invite katie holmes back to the sequel of batman begins. and this is probably the height of her career. brutal.

i cna't even decide if them breaking up would end this torture? i mean, everyone will have to then blame angelina and try to figure out why something so horrible could happen. (see jen and brad).

in any case, i don't exactly want them dead, i just don't want to ever hear of them again. inevitably this overexposure will lead to the backlash that will prolong the painful experience that is katie holmes and tom cruise.