exciting events

yay! gerry's home and he brought me soooo many presents! AND everything he got is perfect. very very exciting. welcome home gerry!

on thursday some girls and i went for dinner at cafe mexicana. the food was great, some of the service was stellar, and some of it was brutally bad. more of that in eating out: ireland.

* THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND PERSONAL INFORMATION *

as will happen when five girls get together, the conversation quickly ended up at sex. i would like to say i didn't even bring it up. anyway, elaine was going on about the vibrating ring from durex. basically a cockring that has a vibrating piece on it. when i say she was going on about it, i mean i was like, where's a 24 hr pharmacy? i need one of these now! but there wasn't much point, cause gerry was away until saturday.

so today at the mall, elaine, isabel, shantella and i were in a pharmacy, and i was like, oh my gosh! great time to get one. elaine confirmed it was the same one. whoot! anyway, we were driving home, and i opened the package, to check it out, read the directions, etc. the stupid thing didn't work! so, gerry knowing how annoyed i get with that, was like: do you want to return it? and i didn't want to turn the car around and go all the way back, but it beats doing it later. we turned around, and i went to return it. i let someone go in front of me because i wanted to talk to the same lady that i bought it from earlier... for obvious reasons. anyway, i was like oh, do you remember me? i bought this earlier? obviously she did. anyway, i explained the situation, and was like i just bought it an hour and a half ago, and she joked: oh just enough time to go home and get back! then i told her about telling my friend that i was opening it in the car when i figured out it wouldn't work and all they could do was make jokes about not being able to wait until we got home.

the exchange was not painful at all, until i got to the exit and the alarm went off.

in review of this product: good dirty fun. the price is a bit steep for something meant to be a one-use product. i'd look into something with a longer battery life.