shop lifting

oh, and by the way, i shoplifted today. or rather this evening. i hope my pic doesn't go up on security cameras all over the store.

d and i were looking for a red kitchAid blender. there were only white and black, so then we went to the bay. and i molested some kitchen products, which was fun. and then i saw those big lifesavers and thought they'd be great at the store, cause i always have bad breath after lunch... and it's soooo dry in there. so i grabbed some. and we were still looking around and then an announcement came on that only certain exits would be open after 9.30 so we decided to take off. the woman let us out. when we got outside, i was looking for my keys and remembered them, so i went back in, but the bay door was locked. i held up the lifesavers and shouted: i STOLE these! the woman at the MAC counter did not care. she didn't know how to open the door, and couldn't be bothered to, so she said, whatever.... just take them.

so i did. i will try to remember to pay for them tomorrow. and if i forget, then it will be one more thing i got for free.