Tuesday, April 05, 2005

sick day 5 billion

so, i went to the doctor's today. apparantly it's a good thing i've been keeping up my fluids because otherwise they give you an IV for what ails me (haemorrhoids-i like how the kiwis spell it). anyway, i'm on T3s (the stupid walk-in clinic has stock in tylenol, i think) and a strick diet of grape juice, and salty broths... oh and 7 up. soon i will graduate to toast, applesauce and rice. i am not allowed to use heavy machinery ("don't drive a car or lawnmower, cause the T3s will make you drowsy"). and absolutely NO dairy. what else? ummm... i can't remember... i think the rhoids are affecting my memory. oh, i bought popsicles, and i should have gone with something familiar... these ones suck.

off to lay down.

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