yesterday i had to bring my car in for a service appointment. and because the blinker keeps making noises. überannoying. but not as annoying as bill (the seagull) and the rest of the birds he hangs around with.
yes, i've named him (against better advice, i know). i didn't want to call him "that f'ing seagull" anymore, and i thought that this might bring on some decent karma. no. i've been calling him bill for days. no change. bill's a ringleader, and that's part of the problem. he encourages the others, and i don't like it. if he was a teenager, he would have a really loud muffler on his honda, smoke pot and drink. yeah, i know he would.
today, as i was walking home from the gym, birds were circling around, except for the one seagull that actually kind of sounds like a dog sometimes... i think something's up... and as i started this blog, there was a flock of them, SCREAMING. G has suggested that i record their screams and sell it as a ring tone. i think he may be on to something.
suggestions for getting rid of the birds:
• danielle shooting at them
• bleach in bread
• leaving food for them outside someone's house far from me
• pest control
• choking bill to death when i hear him at the beach next time. he goes down there during the evening, to hang out with his posse
• throwing rocks at him
• throwing ian at him
* • my favourite, kill one bird and then hang its carcass from my balcony to ward the others off. i believe in tahoe i suggested hanging it from my neck, but this might be less stinky for me.
now, i don't really want bill dead. i just want him out of my life. oh god. that sounds a bit too familiar.
yesterday i picked my sister up from the airport and drove her to hope.
today i got waxing done and a pedicure.
tomorrow i will take a quick trip to hope to do some stuff and later watch a movie.
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