Sunday, April 13, 2008

the worst prize ever... except for death

our door prize is the worst prize ever.

the only thing i can say in its defense? i have not laughed this hard since being drunk and watching the IT crowd at New Year's.

allow me to list in order of goodness:

1. the basket (i'm not into baskets *at all* but it's something i can regift without shame
because there is a function... it's like a gift bag for me: not into them so i just reuse them)

2. two white votives

3. some swan table/cake toppers (whatever that is)

4. swan/lovebird picture holder

5. weird photo album

6. a magnet wrapped in cellophane

basically this is the worst prize in history. i did laugh my ass off (good) but now am at a loss as to what i should do with this dollar store stuff (bad). my suggestion? don't have a wedding until i get rid of this crap, cause you might be the next 'lucky' recipient. i might take some pictures.